Marking Up My Wonderland

I got this on a Christmas card. It is even better than last year's carol. Hahaha!!!!

Dog tags ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'
It's yellow NOT white, I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the Classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man,
So all the world will know that it's
mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast;
Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.

I have been Holiday Tagged by Ronak! I am supposed to list 3 things I want for Christmas and 3 things I definitely do NOT want. Let's see.....

Oh! I want lots of stuff! First, I want to be healthy and not have any more of this nasty Evans Syndrome. Second, I want treats, treats and more treats! And thirdly, that giant doggie stuffed toy Mommie was given for Christmas. I also want squeaky toys and I want to be able to go on walks and I want to be able to play all day and I want to get lots of belly rubs and ... Hehe! I want it all!

Stuff I don't want. I don't want my nails cut. It is yucky but Mommie said since I do not go on walks anymore that my nails aren't getting filed naturally anymore. I don't want to get poked at the doctor's anymore. And I don't want to hear firecrackers during the New Year's Eve celebration. They scare me.